What Happened To My Imagination?

AKA--What Does Dallin Know That I Don't?

Every time Chas talks me into playing some pretend game with him, I say to myself--I wonder how long I can stick with it this time. I think my record is 8 minutes and it was completely gruelling.

I timed Dallin playing with him the other day. I lost track of them at 45 minutes.

I can play checkers and Sorry. I can read stories and do puzzles. But Power Rangers and Transformers and Avatar are beyond my capacity.

I tried saying, "What does the pink Power Ranger say?" He told me I had to figure it out.

I tried saying that my superpower was a vacuum that sucked up his powers and he told me that I wasn't allowed to suck up powers.

He told me I had to be a bad guy, but then I wasn't allowed to die on the couch when he got me.

I don't get it.