He's got fame.

Now all he needs is fortune.

(see my 13 year-old husband in this video:)
http://www.woodbusiness.ca/component/option,com_seyret/Itemid,143/id,78/task,videodirectlink/

What's A Recession?

"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job.
It's a depression when you lose yours." (Harry S. Truman)

Well, we are in a depression now.