"Hi."
"Do we have a baby?"
"Did you get my messages on your cell phone?"
"No, I'm at a payphone. We're not in cell phone range yet."
"Oh. Yes we have a baby."
"Really?"
"Well?"
"The kids said they don't want to tell you whether it's a boy or a girl until you're here."
"What?!"
"I think it serves you right for teaching them to be such teases."
"Let me talk to the kids."
"How's your baby sister?"
(They are not taken in.)
"Are you going to tell me?"
"Please?"
"Ok, when we count to three we'll say it all together."
"1-2-3. It's a boy!"
"Oh Yeah!"
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