I went to the Doctor today for an annual (read--first time ever) physical.
Apparently the annual Pap Smears that I've been avoiding are now recommended only once every five years. I've been right on schedule then.
Also, those monthly "breast self-exams" with the little laminated charts in the shower that seem like such a waste of time, are, in fact, actually a waste of time.
I told her I was ahead of my time.
Next week I have a dentist appointment. I bet he's going to tell me that flossing is a thing of the past.
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